"Simple instructions... he be trippin'."

And so the legend began.

When people find out I had the displeasure of driving Kanye - I refuse to call him whatever it is he now expects to be referred to as - around Melbourne for some 4 days in 2009, they have many questions.

I picked him up mere days after he snatched the mic from Taylor Swift at that awards ceremony.

Four days of pure agony ensued. I don't have the time, energy or patience to go into it here.

About this album? Sorry, I can't say anything positive about the man or his music.