A sentence that ended friendships.
A rule that broke generations of law students.
Now, a t-shirt.

The R.A.P. God Tee features the full, unedited Rule Against Perpetuities—printed plainly, seriously, and without apology. No acronyms. No explanations. Just the text that made Property class feel personal.

This shirt isn’t trying to be funny. That’s what makes it funny.

Wear it if you survived RAP. Wear it if you teach RAP. Wear it if you enjoy watching other lawyers stop mid-sentence to read your chest and quietly reassess their life choices.

Shirt Details

• Modern unisex fit (true to size)

• Soft, lightweight feel with a smooth print surface

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

• Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem

Fabric

• 100% ring-spun cotton (most colors)

• Lightweight and breathable for everyday wear

Size Chart (inches)

Chest width measured flat, armpit to armpit. Body length measured from highest point of shoulder to hem.

Styling note:
Not appropriate for court. Perfect for class, bar prep, casual Fridays, and asserting quiet intellectual dominance.

Some rules never die. They just fail to vest